Hunk Friday: How Am I Supposed to Live Without Him?
My faithful readers,
Yesterday was the most horrible day ever!! My cat, Mr. Sniffles, got tangled up in my crocheting and became so frightened that he knocked over my Hummel collection, breaking some of my most precious pieces. Then, my VCR ate the tape I was using to record "Guiding Light" so I didn't get to find out what happened between Alan and Natalia. Then, as I was trying to untangle the tape, my Snappy Mackerel Casserole burned to a fiery crisp in the oven!!!!
Yes, my dear readers, it's on days like this that all I really need is some time, love, and tenderness.
When life gets me down, I pop a couple of Edy's Dibs (chocolate, of course!!!), cuddle up in my Emmett Kelly commemorative blanket, and listen to Michael Bolton's Greatest Hits on repeat until I'm lulled into sweet sedation.
Since my mother bought me this album back in '95, I've worn my way through two copies and have no plans of slowing down!! Michael is the hunk of all hunks and has the voice of an angel. Sometimes I just close my eyes and dream of running my fingers through those perfect locks (they may be shorter these days, but they're still breathtaking!!!) as I imagine that he's singing just for me.
Even though yesterday I just wanted to give up and cry (especially when trying to glue my Hummel babies back together - shattered glass is no joke!), one verse of "When A Man Loves A Woman" had me back on my feet, smiling and slow-dancing around the house.
Thank you, Michael, for bringing meaning to my life. This Hunk Friday is dedicated to you.
♥
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