If They Mated

Little Princess, the beauty queen

Liu, the Chinese diplomat

Throughout the two long years of her childhood, Little Princess's lone aspiration was to one day become crowned Queen of the Alabama State Afghan Hound Beauty Pageant. She kept her fur impeccably clean and brushed. She developed an elegant posture by balancing doggie treats on her snout. And she spent hours gazing deep into her own soul in order to discover what contemporary issue mattered most to her (What issue you ask? World peace).

Well, on Princess's second birthday, her dream became a reality. She could not have been happier; in fact, she experienced a state of ectasy that had until that point been entirely unknown to her. That emotional high carried her through the evening and into a hot Birmingham nightspot, where she met Liu, a fast-talking diplomat from the local Chinese consulate.

Ginger, the love child

One thing led to another and, let's just say, innocent Little Princess was not quite so innocent the next morning. A few months later, she wasn't quite so little either. By the time baby Ginger arrived, Liu had already returned to Beijing and stopped taking Princess's calls.

At least mother and daughter will stay warm. If only they made Dog Condoms....