Dog Schmog - we all can't dress up for Hannukah?

Dog forbid he should spill Manischewitz on his tallit!

Why should your 13-year-old nephew Elijah get to have all the fun when your faithful dog has been by your side, day in and day out since the day you first brought him home? Better he should just lie there and waste away unnoticed - if only your son, the doctor, were so devoted!

So maybe a bar mitzvah for the dog is a little out there - the synagogue is already overbooked and who wants to convert 13 into dog years? But with Pup Shalom, poochies don't have to look like total goyim when they go out for a morning constitutional. In fact, between Halloween, Hanukkah and the High Holy Days, you'll be hard-pressed to find an occasion where Pup Shalom isn't appropriate attire!

Happy Hannukah, everyone!

Ed. note: But what if your dog doesn't celebrate Hanukkah? Don't worry, I've got your goy dog covered.