The Perfect Addition to Any Budding Super Villian's Chemistry Set
Little Johnny's eyes will light up when he unwraps this. But that's because of the radiation.
A word of warning, though. As the vendor of these rocks warns on its website: "DO NOT store these samples on your person, and DO NOT handle these samples for long periods of time". You should also probably keep them away from large quantities of hydrogen.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Happy Holidays!
Ed. note: Bill will be leaving us tomorrow, but thankfully he left us with a backlog of posts. We dedicate today's post to him and wish him all the best.
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