I'm not an SP - I just really love candy!

What with all the Scientology controversy that's going around, especially the latest video featuring Tom Cruise in all his indoctrinated glory, wouldn't you appreciate some way to distinguish yourself from the audited masses?

Luckily, the solution is easy as taking candy from Suri Cruise (assuming the hordes of bodyguards and paparazzi are nowhere to be found, that is)! With this economically-priced 1 ounce box of licorice sweets, you can nip rumors in the bud even before they start.

If Tom Cruise comes for you though, run like hell. Don't say we didn't warn you.