♪ I shot a man in Reno just to eat off these trays. ♪

"One thing convicts don't like is having their baked beans getting their hot dog bun all soggy!"

What is it with us and prisons? As a society we're obsessed with the experience of being an inmate. While I hope to never experience this lifestyle for myself, there are certain aspects of prison life I wouldn't mind.

So if its mealtime and you're after an authentic maximum-security dining experience, try these Sing Sing dinner trays. It's all the fun of dining like a convict, only without the hassle of being convicted! In my book, that's a win-win.