Not even if you have a really good personality

Heh.

So some of the latest gossip is that Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are a couple and have taken to wearing personalized initial rings. Call me hard-hearted, but if I were Paris, I would have thought twice before agreeing to this sign of devotion. And as an added caution, here is a list of men that I will never date:

Sorry in advance, fellas.