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This helps me live long and prosper
I cannot recommend the Oxford Pocket Proctector highly enough. Before I bought one, I lived in constant fear of my ink pens leaking and the stain soaking through my shirt pocket. Let me tell you, that's no way to live!
Since my friend Eugene clued me into this little invention, things have been quite different. My shirts are impeccable and I have more privacy since Mother's not busting in to do laundry at all hours. I now walk into my Dungeons & Dragons gaming night with my head held high, and all my friends at the Renaissance Faire tell me there is new confidence in my step.
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I remember one time before I had my pocket protector and a pen actually EXPLODED in my favorite Hawaiian shirt. It was tragic, really, because Hawaiian shirts are really cool and make people like you. True story.
Not your party animal Hawaiian shirt!! Those are irreplaceable! What a painful, painful lesson to learn. I hope you were able to find a suitable replacement.
Do they come personalized? I hate mixing up my pocket protector with my room-mates', only to find later on that I've got his Geological Inertia load-out when I'm taking a Quantum Astrophysics prep quiz.
Sorry, that should read "pocket protectorS". Sorry, again! It's hard typing whilst wearing two Nintendo Power-gloves.
As far as I know, they don't come personalized, but I decorate mine with Green Lantern stickers so my little brother doesn't steal them. He's more of a Wolverine fan.