It's my party and I'll cry if I want to

Nothing screams birthday like a case of fortified wine. I personally prefer Mad Dog 20/20, but have been known to dabble in Boone's Farm if I'm feeling sassy.

I had Sweet Valley High: The Board Game when I was a kid but it got sold at a garage fair. Luckily, my friend Christina was able to track down a new one for me. They'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands before I ever give it up again.

A karaoke CD featuring Michael Bolton and Bryan Adams. When I meet the man who will duet with me to these songs, I will marry him. Lord help him if he's also a Céline Dion fan; I won't be held accountable for my actions.