Hunk Friday: The Power of his Wee Beady Eyes

Continuing our theme of the sexiest facial stylings known to man, today's hunk is noteworthy not only for his own inspirational mustache-goatee/soul patch combination and his participation in the Pentavirate, but also for the good he has bestowed upon mankind. Yes, friends, I'm speaking of the legendary Colonel Harland D. Sanders. Not aware of his many talents? Read on.

Cindy: If you don't watch a chicken while he eats and moderate for him, he might eat too much and he'll explode. It's the nature of chickens.
Cindy: What can you do when they go out of control?
lengli: I see hordes of chickens trying to emulate the sheer weight prowess of Biggie Smalls.
Cindy: So true. and the question is... will this excess first lead to their demise or ours?
Cindy: For the sake of humanity these questions must be answered.

lengli: Or else there will be an inevitable war between man and bird, and neither species may make it out alive.
lengli: Sure, we may have firepower, but have you ever been pecked by a chicken? It is an experience you will not soon wish to relive.
Cindy: It seems all to clear to me know. When Nostradamus was writing his prophecy on the coming of the 3rd Antichrist, he was not speaking of a man - he was speaking of a chicken. A chicken so evil he can challenge the world and stability of man.
lengli: I shudder to even consider it.
Cindy: Shudder now. Die later. They must be stopped!!!
lengli: We must formulate a plan: the resurrection of Colonel Sanders. Only he can save us now.
Cindy: Yes!!! You are a wise, wise woman, lengli!!!
lengli: It is for the good of the free world that I plot.
Cindy: And the world should thank you! I thank you on behalf of the world. Colonel Sanders must be resurrected.
Cindy: There is no other way.

And the ladies love him.