Point-Counterpoint: Does Texas deserve its own waffle?

These cause visions of cacti to dance through Renee's head

lengli: how do you feel about texas shaped waffles?
Renee: that makes me feel good
lengli: does it really?
lengli: doesn't it make you jealous in the slightest?
lengli: why is there no delaware shaped waffle maker?
Renee: it reminds of hanging out at waffle houses at 3am
lengli: why is texas alone worthy of such esteem?
Renee: because it's a lone star state
Renee: it's big and vast
lengli: and that makes me think of waffles
Renee: waffle houses are a staple in tejas
lengli: but wouldn't you get the impression that such waffles are full of dust and tumbleweed?
lengli: maybe an armadillo?
Renee: restaurants in texas actually serve these btw
lengli: texas waffles?
Renee: yes
lengli: oh of course they would
Renee: it's like a thing
lengli: but wouldn't steak be a better choice for things texas-shaped?
lengli: i think of texas, i think cattle
Renee: that's a good point
lengli: if there is a state that should be waffle-shaped, it would have to be one of the new england states
lengli: delicate and slightly sweet; yuppies love them

At this point, Renee forfeited the discussion in the name of her fancy-schmancy summer work schedule. Here's hoping she'll be back into her regular fighting shape for our next installment of Point-Counterpoint.