Gr, Roar, And Other Intimidating Animal Noises.

There are a few things I need to get out right now so, unfortunately, this is going to be a drawn out rant; if you do not feel like attending my ranting party, please feel free to throw away your invitation and click the "x" button located on your right. Be sure to check back for a more agreeable blog post. Thank you.

First thing on the List of Things that Have Annoyed Me this Past Week: People who believe the opposite of a general consensus--out of ignorance--and argue about it heatedly. What I mean is someone who, for example, argues that a movie ticket is five dollars, has always been five dollars, and that the person working the ticket window is trying to rip him off by charging him ten dollars. Everyone knows a movie ticket has not been five dollars since 1985 (or earlier) so unless you are a child or a senior mister know-it-all, please stop being a douche. When someone argues about such ridiculous things, It may not be the person's fault--I suppose some people cannot help their overall lack of intelligence--but it really makes me want to throw a feral cat in his face.

Second thing on the List of Things that Have Annoyed Me This Week: People who take sarcasm seriously. Go trip on a piece of broken sidewalk.

Third thing on the List of Things that Have Annoyed Me this Week: The MTA. Yeah I know the MTA annoys everyone, but my commute is, on a good day, 1.5 hours. And when the bus schedule is inconsistent with the schedule that they tack onto the rusty bus stop pole, it makes life that much more difficult. Twice this week I sat there--like a fool--and waited thirty minutes for the two buses that never showed up to take me to my house. I ended up walking home. I worked from home the last half of last week in protest. That'll show them. Yeah. I hope they suffered revenue losses without my $23.25.

Maybe I should just hike over to work in one of these great new cars:

Of course I will be made fun of at first, but there are definitely benefits to riding in one of these things:

• These cars are battery charged and therefore environmentally friendly.
• They are cheap, and so they can be replaced easily when you break them (which you will).
• Because you break and replace, you do not have to concern yourself with car dealerships and repairmen.
• Also because of the above, the model you drive will always be in style.
• These cars are compact, and therefore you will have less trouble finding a parking spot.
• No gas costs, and no waiting for public transportation.

Wow, I think I am actually talking myself into this.