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The 1960 United States presidential election between John F. Kennedy and Richard Nixon was one of the closest and most controversial races in US history. It was reported that Kennedy won the national popular vote by only one tenth of a percentage point (0.1%), the tightest popular-vote margin of the previous century!

Theorists speculated that Nixon could have beaten JFK, that baby-faced charmer had he not chosen to sport a scruffy 5 o'clock shadow during the televised presidential election debates. Perhaps Nixon was ahead of his time, believing that the stubbled look could make him appear edgier and more mature, that it could maybe set him apart as the tough-as-nails leader in response to the Hollywood good looks and prestige that JFK was bringing to the table. But alas, we know how history played out; Nixon did finally get his wish, but without the stubble the second time around, his time in office was doomed by insecurities and scandal.

It wasn't until the 1980's, when Don Johnson debuted as an unshaven James "Sonny" Crockett on television's Miami Vice that the 5 o'clock shadow was finally accepted into popular culture. Men wanted to emulate his "designer stubble" and women wanted to touch it. Arguably, in Johnson's case, his boyish good looks were enhanced by the manly barb, whereas Nixon's pudgy, caricaturesque face was made to look even creepier.

Today the 5 o'clock shadow is a staple in the catalog of male facial grooming. Matthew Fox, the sexy doctor from Lost and Salinger clan patriarch in Party of Five, has made his career by toting the scruffed up look. The odd times I've seen him shaven, I feel like he's a quarter of the man he normally appears to be, which is unsettling. With the stubble though, he is a true leader that I'd follow any day.

Or consider Michael Vartan (of Alias fame), who made the throngs of loyal Never Been Kissed fans equally hot for teacher with his gloriously unkempt facial hair. And who wouldn't want to go undercover with with Agent Vaughn, knowing full well that his scruffy splendour will ultimately protect you from being caught and tortured?

Now, like in the case of Richard Nixon, the scruffy look does not work for everyone. Let's take a quick look at some of the failed attempts at scruffiness.

Aaron Carter	Tom Cruise	Frankie Muñiz

John Krasinski (He looks like a human Homer Simpson!)	Michael Jackson (Nightmare material)

The photos above prove that the 5 o'clock shadow isn't for all men. Sometimes it's better to to be fresh-faced. But to those blessed few who can pull it off, I salute thee! May you wear your unborn beards with pride!

What with all the Scientology controversy that's going around, especially the latest video featuring Tom Cruise in all his indoctrinated glory, wouldn't you appreciate some way to distinguish yourself from the audited masses?

Luckily, the solution is easy as taking candy from Suri Cruise (assuming the hordes of bodyguards and paparazzi are nowhere to be found, that is)! With this economically-priced 1 ounce box of licorice sweets, you can nip rumors in the bud even before they start.

If Tom Cruise comes for you though, run like hell. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Long before such disasters as Staying Alive and Battlefield Earth, John Travolta, America's Hunkiest Hunk^TM, was but a struggling young actor with only a thick head of lustrous raven hair to his name. John always knew that he would be a star, but unfortunately, the rest of the world was still in the dark.

Until one day.

On that glorious September evening in 1975, millions of Americans sitting down to the familiar amber glow of the family television would have their lives forever changed by two names and six sexy syllables: Vinnie Barbarino.

The rest, as they say, is history: Travolta would go on to capture even more hearts (if possible!) through the magic of film, dance, and song. A true Renaissance man and indisputable triple threat, John's nimble steps and luscious tenor bewitched millions and emboldened a generation of aspiring Italian stallions.

Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they’re turned around.



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