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If Stefan Urquelle had run, history might have been forever changed.

I have a dream.

In my dream, the air is a little sweeter. People are a little nicer. Summer nights last just a little bit longer. Boston's "More Than A Feeling" is always on the radio.

And Steven Quincy Urkel is our president.

This box of Urkel-O's is a precious artifact from his 1992 campaign against such political juggernauts as then-incumbent George Herbert Walker Bush and a fresh-faced William Jefferson Clinton.

It was clear from the start that the 15-year-old Chicago native had little hope of capturing the necessary support needed to sweep the Southern states, especially after allegations surfaced that Urkel's fanatical fixation with dairy products, notably Wisconsin cheddar, was far less than innocent. By the time the public learned of his radical scientific experiments with human cloning and his culinary predilection for mice, his success was little more than a pipe dream and Urkel officially withdrew from the race.

Though the campaign ended that cold winter day, with this collectible box of Ralston Urkel-O's, the dreams of a nation - the dream of an Urkeltopia - can live on forever.

Almost, Steven.

Almost.