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♥♥EDWARD CULLEN MUAH!!!11!♥♥
A movie review by Kat and an excitable tween (compiled from user comments on the Twilight teaser trailer).
POINT: Incredibly fast, skin cold as ice, immortal, OH and blood-drinking, vampires have been dominating children's nightmares for years. But have no fear that they will no longer haunt us--thanks to the incredibly laughable performance by Robert Pattinson (of the Harry Potter films) in Twilight.
COUNTERPOINT: ru seirous?? this is the best movie i've seen in 2008 *faints* so far :p n its all because of robert pattnson!
POINT: I walked into that theater with no expectations, and came out feeling as though I had just seen a train unavoidably race towards a broken bridge. I was begging and pleading with the movie gods to somehow create any redeemable quality in the movie, but unfortunately there were none--except maybe the scenery.
COUNTERPOINT: OMGGG!!!! ROBERT/EDWARD IS SOOO HOT! stop hating hater! <3 edward!
POINT: Vampires are the oldest, most seductive, most demonic and most terrifying of creatures to walk in our imaginations, and now they have simply been reverted to the level of lusty teenagers who can't figure out how to breathe steadily. Robert Pattinson, who is supposed to be playing Edward Cullen (a beautiful, captivating male specimen in the book), actually plays a teenage boy who put on too much clown makeup before leaving his trailer. While Edward's eyes are supposed to captivate his prey, Pattinson relies too heavily on what he must think are alluring glances. Furthermore, when he opens his mouth, he can't manage to speak correctly.
COUNTERPOINT: he can bite me anyday! omgg! all of thosee who say roberts lame annd stuff are gay and really dont know what girlss wantt. HE IS EFFING PERFECCT. [:
POINT: Not only were the conversations between Isabella (Panic Room's Kristen Stewart) and Edward clipped and awkward (as they are apparently supposed to be falling in love), but they can't manage to be within a foot of each other without quivering. I understand he is a vampire and maybe Stewart was trying to act scared, but seriously, quivering and speaking softly only make her seem like a chihuahua. A character who is falling in love with something that could kill her should probably act more confidently.
COUNTERPOINT: *throws up* What the hell is wrong with you. this movie was amazing stop complaining and saying negative stuff ok??? tHNKS!!!! their perfect together. edward is so hot and i love how he just always wants to protect her. i want a guy like that! i'm gonna go watch it again! all the vampires in this movie are hot too, girls and guys!
POINT: Although Stewart pretty much shakes and shivers through the whole movie, she finally stops when confronting a rival vampire who threatens to kill her mother. When this rival breaks her leg and she is finally bitten, Stewart makes a pretty good effort to die well. Her acting actually seemed convincing as she writhed in pain on the floor.
COUNTERPOINT: you would of shook too if you were next to him i cried and everytime robert pattinsons face came on screen i started hyperventalting! ur just jelous!!
POINT: It was sad to see some plot points conspicuously absent from the film, but even sadder to realize that the only excitement was the hope that Bella might actually die so the movie would end. But instead, a 30 second "epic" battle ensued between Edward and the rival vampire. Frankly, it was pathetic. The muppet vampire show at the end of Forgetting Sarah Marshall was more epic than the entire two hours of Twilight, and we only saw a minute of that.
COUNTERPOINT: it is nothing like forgetting sarah marshal, there is no forgetting in it, and to even compare it with that, youve obviously never read the book or seen the movie
KBAI!!! <3
thanx mka!!!11 <33 MUAH!
omg u guys r not goin 2 believe this
yesterday i totaly ran out of lip gloss~
i know ur gonna say
how could u ever run out of something so importnat?!!1
but then i found mary kate n ashley lip gloss colletion at the school store n their soOooOooooooOOOoooOOooo pretty n gr8 4 d8s!!!!!!!!!!
who is ur fave olsen twin y is she your fave?
myn is mk
because: she totaly has her own style i mean i love all there outfits but mk is so original you know??!!?
have u evr seen nyminute? i luvvvvvv that movie its my fave along with what a gurl wants!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
kbai!
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my lil guardian bunneh LOL!!!!
Name: Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin
Sun Sign: Aquarius
Best Love Matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra
Turn ons: Vitamins, heartfelt conversation, family, goth girls
Turn offs: Hair gel, long walks by the river, girls who think they know everything, loud music
Take a little piece of your Siberian Sweetie with you everywhere!
Hey gals, lengli here! So I'm super stoked because the other day, Rasputin dropped by to say hi and chat with us! You guys, I was SO excited to finally meet him, and let me tell you, between that dreamy beard and those smoldering eyes, I had a hard time keeping it together!
If you're like me, I'm sure that you're just over the pretty boys that are all about their looks - we all want a macho man dreamboat stud, am I right? Rasputin is the total package! He's strong as an elephant, so you'll always feel totally safe and protected, plus he's a TEN without even looking like he's trying too hard! You'll totally be drawn to him - in fact, you may even swear he's cast a spell over you!
Fun Facts About Rasputin:
Ed. note: Many thanks to the fine folks at Tiger Beat magazine for their countless years of inspiration!
Be a part of Cher's life like she's been a part of yours!
In recent news, Cher has announced that she has signed on to a 3-year, 200-show engagement at Caesar's Palace. "Cher at the Colosseum" debuts May 6 and will feature dancers and aerialists, as well as costumes by the legendary Bob Mackie.
Turn back time with this elegant Cher doll!
Now, no one was more devastated than I that Celine Dion was leaving Vegas, but we here at Overlooked have long had a tradition of singing "The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)" at our Friday night karaoke sessions (you should see Phil's accompanying dance!). And you know, I think there is enough room in my heart for both divas - and just think of all the beautiful merchandise to be had! We thought that we had already acquired all the Cher memorabilia to be had (Dustin recently completed his collection with this AWESOME set of nesting dolls), but this new concert series is sure to produce a new plethora of wonderful delights!
And it turns out that Cher is just as excited as we are (well, maybe not as excited as Renee is)! "[The show has] technology that we've never seen before. It's like when you went to see 'The Phantom of the Opera' for the first time, and you saw the boat and the candelabra and all that. We can do that stuff."
Seriously, guys. Cher. And "The Phantom of the Opera". In the same paragraph. Remember to breathe.
♥ Too good for this world!!! ♥
My faithful readers,
Yesterday was the most horrible day ever!! My cat, Mr. Sniffles, got tangled up in my crocheting and became so frightened that he knocked over my Hummel collection, breaking some of my most precious pieces. Then, my VCR ate the tape I was using to record "Guiding Light" so I didn't get to find out what happened between Alan and Natalia. Then, as I was trying to untangle the tape, my Snappy Mackerel Casserole burned to a fiery crisp in the oven!!!!
Yes, my dear readers, it's on days like this that all I really need is some time, love, and tenderness.
When life gets me down, I pop a couple of Edy's Dibs (chocolate, of course!!!), cuddle up in my Emmett Kelly commemorative blanket, and listen to Michael Bolton's Greatest Hits on repeat until I'm lulled into sweet sedation.
Since my mother bought me this album back in '95, I've worn my way through two copies and have no plans of slowing down!! Michael is the hunk of all hunks and has the voice of an angel. Sometimes I just close my eyes and dream of running my fingers through those perfect locks (they may be shorter these days, but they're still breathtaking!!!) as I imagine that he's singing just for me.
Even though yesterday I just wanted to give up and cry (especially when trying to glue my Hummel babies back together - shattered glass is no joke!), one verse of "When A Man Loves A Woman" had me back on my feet, smiling and slow-dancing around the house.
Thank you, Michael, for bringing meaning to my life. This Hunk Friday is dedicated to you.
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