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Hunk Friday: No Dice, Dice, Baby

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Those who are longtime readers know that as Overlooked's resident hunkologist, I possess a keen and discerning eye for delectable man candy, both topical and vintage. However, this talent is a gift and can sometimes prove unreliable if the inspiration does not strike: hence my bout of writer's block last week. Well, I'm sad to report that the block has persisted, but instead of fighting it, let's embrace it.

This week, I propose that we embark on a new voyage: one of "Faded Glory" Hunks. Specimens who had it all, but for one reason or another, completely lost it and are still waiting to get it back ("But lengli," you interrupt, "Isn't that the case just about every week?" To you I say PIPE DOWN). Our first inductee is none other than early 90s icon and Surreal Life inhabitant Robert Van Winkle, better known to you and me as Vanilla Ice; and our first topic of discourse is:

TEN ITEMS RELATING TO "VANILLA ICE" THAT I WOULD RATHER PURCHASE THAN AN ACTUAL VANILLA ICE CD

10. Virtu Inc.'s Vanilla Ice Pudding

VIRTU INC VANILLA ICE PUDDING 14 OZ 6

To be honest, I don't really like pudding all that much, but Vanilla Ice's Hot Sex is something that no number of scalding hot showers can cleanse you of. And the puppies on the box! Go to your happy place, lengli.

9. A novelty spilled vanilla ice cream

Novelty Spilled Vanilla Ice Cream

Which is the bigger joke: Vanilla Ice's Hard to Swallow or this novelty spilled ice cream? Well duh, but I'll still buy the ice cream. Still not convinced? You can also buy one with a chocolate drizzle!


Find the rest of the list after the jump!

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